Message Archive

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

(Source: nosdrinker, via operation-clean-slate)

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 7:54 PM
175223 notes 

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via operation-clean-slate)

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 7:54 PM
669803 notes 
I’ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that’s the only way of insuring one’s immortality.
—James Joyce (via ablogwithaview)

(Source: loveanddumpsters, via salander-)

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 7:51 PM
150 notes 

Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would

  • Push off a cliff
  • Frick frack
  • Marry
  • Set on fire
  • Wrap a blanket around
  • Be roommates with

And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr

(Source: itsleightaylor, via marisacoulter)

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 7:51 PM
108248 notes 

Jennifer Morrison on wearing the Season 3 finale ball gown.

(Source: leaveatrail)

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 7:46 PM
1938 notes 

ticktockdearie:

shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

but your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance they’re no friends of mine

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 7:29 PM
855836 notes 

historydepartment:

sombrero91:

chrisanthomum:

abducido:

ALL MEN MUST CUM

"My hole remembers"

Gay porn is funny for this reason alone

omfg I’m dying

(Source: mendotcom, via highepic)

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 7:08 PM
14949 notes 

faygo-fuckyourself:

pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS

DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK

DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN

DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME

(via chupilcaa)

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 6:37 PM
124276 notes 

bencumber:

For anyone visiting London: the essential pilgrimage stops 

(via doomslock)

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 6:36 PM
3468 notes 

(Source: madeof-starlight, via demonproofpie)

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 5:57 PM
168732 notes